- What did the bald man say when given a solid-gold comb?
Thanks, I'll never part with this.
- A dog walked into a saloon wearing a gunbelt and with one foot in a bandage. He said:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? (Note: This is a tricky one. The answer is much clearer when written, but the pun in the question really works only when spoken (hint--think of homophones for "eye").)
Sunday, March 05, 2006
A Pun is Worth a Thousand Words
It's hard for me to imagine people who love language not also loving puns, but --gasp-- it's true, some folks are like that. But I'm not like them and I like them (there's a turn of phrase for ya). So here are some nice, short ones I've found or remembered recently: