Those Spam Email Subject Lines

Some of the subject lines that show up for spam in my inbox truly perk up my jaded brain cells from time to time. Don't you want to know more when you read these? Or at least don't they conjure images you hadn't previously considered having conjured?

• Hurry! Limited time only!, nose ape
• "And it smells of sulfur still today."
• Niminy-piminy
• Absentee crockery
• Apparel computers
• Cloak-and-dagger imminently
• Crucial bagpipes
• Digression contraption
• Feel young, moss-bordered
• Gold medalist harmlessly
• Heroin layaway
• How to make 1,566% throwing darts
• Humanist shoplifting
• Insensitively bodice
• Joyriding Pyrex
• Never sleep for it causes early death
• Perpendicular roman numeral
• The detergent that stays in your washing machine
  (As to this last, I wonder about the opposite, perhaps detergent that leaps from the washing machine despite all attempts to nail it in place during the wash cycle.)